Buck's Night
by Jayne Collett
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The truth is finally out there:
• UFO SIGHTINGS – explained
• STONEHENGE – explained
• CROP CIRCLES – explained
• ALIEN ABDUCTIONS – explained
All thanks to a classic mode of transport and eight friends with a need to wring all they can out of a tradition. Marc's getting married and his friends are happy because that means one thing - a Buck's Night.
So, when the Universe is your oyster, where's the best place to go? Well, when you've got the small issue of not being welcome on any of the good planets, that little blue/green bit of rock affectionately known as Earth will have to do. To be fair, the place does have its merits - it's got booze, its people are easy to manipulate, women are still classed as a form of entertainment and ... it's got booze.
Alright! Let's PAAAAAARRRRTTTYYY!!!!!
202 pages softcover
Glowing reviews for Buck's Night:
"A wonderful first novel from a gifted writer" – Carlyle Stewart, 'www.can-i-get-paid-now.com'
"A moving book. Read it in your bathroom" – The Editor, 'Porcelain Review'.
"If you buy only one book this year, make it this one. The author owes me money!" – Jayne's Dad.
"Jane Austen, Jane Eyre, Tarzan and Jane, Jayne Collett. Jayne with a 'y' is by far the best of the lot" – Jayne's Mum.
"So that's how crop circles are made!" – F. Mulder, 'Myths Exploded Weekly'.
"Each chapter holds a pile of words that make quite good sense when read in order" – Steve Fairway, 'Play Golf Instead Almanac'.
"From the Invitation right through to the Epilogue, this book is an absolute gold mine of wit, charm and ingenuity" – Joe Bloggs, 'Stereotypes and Cliches: A Necessary Evil?'
"A funny, innovative, clever, sharp and satirical take on the planet and universe around us" – Susan New-Age Moonbeam, author of 'Look at all the Pretty Colours'.
"Star Trek. Star Wars. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Red Dwarf. If these things were half as good as Buck's Night they might have been more popular" – Angela Poet, 'Text, Lies and Literary Fakes'.
"I'm glad I got the opportunity to read this book for free because how do you put a price on priceless?" – Jo Mo Bery, 'Valuables or Junk? Goods or Garbage?'
"I can't believe it's not me on the cover!" – Fabio Von Brawn, 'Buff and Buffer'.
"Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book" – Mesmero Magneto, 'Hypnotism for Profit'.
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