Fillup D'Crackson explores life, love and 'in-you-end-oh' in this collection of side-splittingly funny verse.
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by Fillup D'Crackson
Fillup D'Crackson explores life, love and 'in-you-end-oh' in this collection of side-splittingly funny verse. Designed for the littlest room in the house, this book has quickly risen to the top of the Best Smellers list!
"This is not for kids to read It’s full of in you end oh! So bugger off children Go play on your Nintendo If I catch you reading this And you think it’s fun A size 10 for you and I will tell your mum!"
About the author - in his own words!
"This boy is aware of life The system, shonks, money and strife He has been lied to and caught up in the system Aware of problems and nobody will listen He has had to deal with a few crooks, and a few fools And spent a lifetime, trying not to bend rules Has excelled at state level in 3 different sports Played fair and won, and not pulled any rorts Made many mistakes younger, but seriously learned Integrity and honour, must always be earned Avoid conflict, be aware, but sometimes be loud Do the hard yards, teach kids, keep the head up, be proud Voice opinion, have a say, don’t sit on the shelf Look in the mirror, smile, just be yourself And finally had a variety, of travel and jobs I’ve talked to suits, tattoos, uniforms, hard Workers and a few dogs."