In You End Oh!
by Fillup D'Crackson
Fillup D'Crackson explores life, love and 'in-you-end-oh' in this collection of side-splittingly funny verse. Designed for the littlest room in the house, this book has quickly risen to the top of the Best Smellers list!
"This is not for kids to read
It’s full of in you end oh!
So bugger off children
Go play on your Nintendo
If I catch you reading this
And you think it’s fun
A size 10 for you and
I will tell your mum!"
About the author - in his own words!
"This boy is aware of life
The system, shonks, money and strife
He has been lied to and caught up in the system
Aware of problems and nobody will listen
He has had to deal with a few crooks, and a few fools
And spent a lifetime, trying not to bend rules
Has excelled at state level in 3 different sports
Played fair and won, and not pulled any rorts
Made many mistakes younger, but seriously learned
Integrity and honour, must always be earned
Avoid conflict, be aware, but sometimes be loud
Do the hard yards, teach kids, keep the head up, be proud
Voice opinion, have a say, don’t sit on the shelf
Look in the mirror, smile, just be yourself
And finally had a variety, of travel and jobs
I’ve talked to suits, tattoos, uniforms, hard
Workers and a few dogs."
144 pages softcover